my brain spilled on this page today

jtotheizzoe:

I have a feeling that silk scarves printed with NASA satellite and Hubble images are a thing that some of you might need, in a “shut up and take my money” way.

Check ‘em out at Slow Factory.

Oh god shut up and take my money

(via crazylikearox)

iwanttodie1999:

Well this would explain a lot.


Oh

iwanttodie1999:

Well this would explain a lot.

Oh

(via dieselfire888)

What I really need today is for Oprah to come to my work and start handing out bags of dicks to everyone while she yells, “You get a bag of dicks! And you get a bag of dicks! And you!…”

That would be a glorious day.

“It’s all messy:
The hair.
The bed.
The words.
The heart.
Life…”
— (via dreamindeeply)

(Source: retratou, via bdgarp)

My teenage son slammed his door after an argument and while I flipped him off from the other side, I imagined him doing the same from behind the closed door.
Then the horrible realization hit me that all those times I did the same to my mom, thinking I was such a badass…she was probably doing it right back.

This kid.

This kid.

“Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they’re, like, their most beautiful. It’s a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love.”
— Amy Poehler  (via psych-facts)

(via deathbydestrukt)

You crazy bitches with your obsessions have finally broken me. I’m joining the dark side and watching this tonight.Just to clarify, I have seen it, but now I’m finally buying it.

Geez, Benn, I wasn’t raised in a barn.

You crazy bitches with your obsessions have finally broken me. I’m joining the dark side and watching this tonight.

Just to clarify, I have seen it, but now I’m finally buying it. Geez, Benn, I wasn’t raised in a barn.
“Get off the fucking phone!!!”
— Me, to every person driving like a goddamn idiot
Just sitting here…waiting for a furniture delivery and wondering when I’ll find time to get my hair cut.

Just sitting here…waiting for a furniture delivery and wondering when I’ll find time to get my hair cut.

“Don’t think about what can happen in a month. Don’t think about what can happen in a year. Just focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be.”

Eric Thomas 

I needed to hear this

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(Source: natural-lifters, via deathbydestrukt)

roughcutpaper:

Elegant Tattoo Two: Lace

Ohhh…I want

(via deathbeforedecaf214)

axetheivorytower:


Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig! Saturday Night Live 3x18
This aired in 1978. Thirty-four years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.
axetheivorytower. freedom fighter news.



SNL …always relevant… you ignorant slut

axetheivorytower:

Safe abortions have always been available to the rich, Dan. You simply want to deny them to the poor, and if you succeed, poor woman will be forced to get them anyway. They’ll be forced into the alleys with hangers, plungers and vacuum cleaners, risking death or mutilation. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you, Dan? You sadistic, elitist, sexist, racist, anti-humanist pig! Saturday Night Live 3x18

This aired in 1978. Thirty-four years later, it’s still a fucking ~debate.

axetheivorytower. freedom fighter news.

SNL …always relevant… you ignorant slut

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