my brain spilled on this page today

prettylittlepolaroidsx:

bakewellpie:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

I am CRYING

My fave thing ever!

There are so many things I love about this. 

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You Guys

Cortney is my heart, you guys. She has been my interweb friend from the very beginning when I first signed up for Twitter. I found her and followed her because of a simple tweet about food. …It may or may not have led to a discussion about tomatoes. 

She is smart, clever, and one of the most all-around wonderful people I have ever met. And one day this girl and I will finally meet face to face and I will smother her with hugs and get her white girl wasted. Then I will fix her hangover the next day with tea and blankets and books. 

Love you so much, girl. <3

FYIIAB
Stop posting pics of yourself,  asshole.

FYIIAB
Stop posting pics of yourself, asshole.

Feet up Friday cuz no one&#8217;s here to see it in the office.

Feet up Friday cuz no one’s here to see it in the office.

If some dipshit can marry the Eiffel Tower, I don&#8217;t see how we can tell two people they can&#8217;t get married. I mean, the Eiffel Tower didn&#8217;t say &#8220;I Do.&#8221; Doesn&#8217;t that mean it was forced to get married? NOT 2 consenting parties here.
This is common sense, people. 

If some dipshit can marry the Eiffel Tower, I don’t see how we can tell two people they can’t get married. I mean, the Eiffel Tower didn’t say “I Do.” Doesn’t that mean it was forced to get married? NOT 2 consenting parties here.

This is common sense, people. 

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I found a better mirror in the office

I found a better mirror in the office

Unpopular Opinion

I don’t always want tacos, guys.

Sometimes I just want a really good tamale.

The best way to get the light to change from red to green is to sit in the middle of the intersection, asshole. 

My car is right at the white line.

The best way to get the light to change from red to green is to sit in the middle of the intersection, asshole.

My car is right at the white line.

I asked for a large.  Not a medium in a large cup, asshole.

I asked for a large. Not a medium in a large cup, asshole.

kandiasschronicles replied to your post: Can I just…

But I love you…,

Any rant I post will never ever ever ever be directed at you, my little lovemuffin. <3<3<3

Can I just…

I can’t…

People. People and their passive aggressive/secretive drama. I’m going to tell you things, but not all the details. So pity me and send me prayers and be proud of me. Here is all my personal shit for you to read about.

But…I’m not gonna tell you what happened. 

STOP POSTING. GAWD.

theymightbeclippy:

howtobeterrell:

Lol

‘Name can’t be printed in a family newspaper “?
OH, LIKE ~THAT~ NARROWS IT DOWN&#160;?
Which one of y’all could it POSSIBLY be?

Laughing too hard. BITCH YOU RUINED IT. Stupid Yahoo.

theymightbeclippy:

howtobeterrell:

Lol

‘Name can’t be printed in a family newspaper “?

OH, LIKE ~THAT~ NARROWS IT DOWN ?

Which one of y’all could it POSSIBLY be?

Laughing too hard. BITCH YOU RUINED IT. Stupid Yahoo.

(Source: mosoli)

Anonymous asked: I love your asshole

Brad.

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