What I really need today is for Oprah to come to my work and start handing out bags of dicks to everyone while she yells, “You get a bag of dicks! And you get a bag of dicks! And you!…”
That would be a glorious day.
My teenage son slammed his door after an argument and while I flipped him off from the other side, I imagined him doing the same from behind the closed door.
Then the horrible realization hit me that all those times I did the same to my mom, thinking I was such a badass…she was probably doing it right back.