Cortney is my heart, you guys. She has been my interweb friend from the very beginning when I first signed up for Twitter. I found her and followed her because of a simple tweet about food. …It may or may not have led to a discussion about tomatoes.
She is smart, clever, and one of the most all-around wonderful people I have ever met. And one day this girl and I will finally meet face to face and I will smother her with hugs and get her white girl wasted. Then I will fix her hangover the next day with tea and blankets and books.
Love you so much, girl. <3
I don’t always want tacos, guys.
Sometimes I just want a really good tamale.
People. People and their passive aggressive/secretive drama. I’m going to tell you things, but not all the details. So pity me and send me prayers and be proud of me. Here is all my personal shit for you to read about.
But…I’m not gonna tell you what happened.
STOP POSTING. GAWD.