Countdown to husband yelling at me for sending pictures to him while he is eating dinner with a colleague
I’m upset because I had a bunch of pics I wanted to take but the camera on my phone isn’t working.
So I ate a pint of chocolate peanut butter Haagen Dazs.
Sometimes I eat my feelings.
It has become impossible for me to say the word “chowder” in a normal tone.
I am forced to yell it. Even repeat it after someone else says it. But I always say it with the overexaggerated Boston accent.
balitosisx replied to your post: Someone needs to be in charge of my television show choices
Wait. Was that an Eddie Murphy, Delirious reference at the end of that post? If so, you should start stalking me again.
Yes. Yes on both counts. *looks for night vision binoculars*
Watching Long Island Medium and blubbering like a baby.
Tito, get me a tissue.
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: futurelotterywinner replied to your post: You look…
Hmmmmmmm, so so confused. I still want your autograph
Ok. Send me a self-addressed envelope and $50.