Camera is working
Countdown to husband yelling at me for sending pictures to him while he is eating dinner with a colleague In 3…2…1…
I Don't Know What Happened
I’m upset because I had a bunch of pics I wanted to take but the camera on my phone isn’t working. So I ate a pint of chocolate peanut butter Haagen Dazs. Sometimes I eat my feelings.
Ridiculous Facts About Me
It has become impossible for me to say the word “chowder” in a normal tone. I am forced to yell it. Even repeat it after someone else says it. But I always say it with the overexaggerated Boston accent. CHOWDA!!!
Someone set up a Kik app…
balitosisx replied to your post: Someone needs to be in charge of my television show choices Wait. Was that an Eddie Murphy, Delirious reference at the end of that post? If so, you should start stalking me again. Yes. Yes on both counts. *looks for night vision binoculars*
Someone needs to be in charge of my television...
Watching Long Island Medium and blubbering like a baby. Tito, get me a tissue.
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: futurelotterywinner replied to your post: You look… Hmmmmmmm, so so confused. I still want your autograph Ok. Send me a self-addressed envelope and $50.
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: You look familiar… Were you in that one movie? Nope. I don’t even watch movies. I wouldn’t even know how to be in a movie. OR a TV show. Definitely not TWO TV shows.
futurelotterywinner asked: You look familiar...
sayruhsarah-deactivated20130516 asked: YES I AM SO BORED AND THERE IS NO NEWS TO REPORT. CHAIR RACING AND DESK HOPPING.
How Do You Guys Do It?
In one week, I have completely overdosed on this phone. I’ve joined Instagram, hooked up all my other pages to it, posted my stupid face everywhere and now it is fucking with my head. No, literally, fucking with my head. I’m confusing my posts between pages and sending things wrong. I’m dizzy and nauseous from the scrolling. I need to take a break from it. UGH. Hello,...
breakmyheartsomemore replied to your post: On Friday On my way! I suck so il vacuum! You do NOT suck, my lil cookie. But you can still come over and vacuum and then we will party together! ;)
I have so much to clean tomorrow, guys. Who wants to help? One of you can handle the laundry. One can take the dishes. Who likes to vacuum? And with each of you taking a chore for me, I will get food and booze and then we’ll party it up in my clean house… …wait…that might be a bad idea. Ok, we’ll party it up gently.
Ok, Glen…here it goes… I don’t have a lot of good drunk stories. And this one isn’t so much a “good” story as it is a hilarious look back on how stupid we are when we drink underage. It was my senior year of high school and there was a party in the woods. I don’t know where. It was near a creek and a barn. It was dark and I arrived after we had already...
This phone is already monopolizing my life. Find me at christine_marieh
Husband signed us up for a Bocce ball tournament
His work is sponsoring it. What is happening to my life and when did I become an 80yo Italian grandfather?
Thanks for the heartfucking, dollface! MWAH! I need a cigarette.
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: Silver Linings Playbook Did I tell you I was in that movie? NOOOOO!!!!
Husband: Are we going to Target tomorrow?
Him: Are you getting a rack while we're there?
Me: *looks down at chest and back up at husband*
Me: I don't think I can get those there.
Him: *walks away shaking head*
sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES My childhood misery in a...
Silver Linings Playbook
Just bought it last night. About to watch it. My husband didn’t get to see it yet. Also drinking from my Silver Linings wine glass. (No not from the movie, just happens to be the same name.) Did I ever tell you…? Oh, right. Well, I’m gonna watch it again. YAY!
I know it’s time for bed when I start getting mouthy and writing nonsense.
futurelotterywinner replied to your post: You bitches need to stop changing your names every week. Fuck Bitches. Get Money. Right?! Wait…what were we talking about again?
You bitches need to stop changing your names every...
Goddamnit, I’m as confused as an Alzheimer’s patient on Opposite Day.
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a...
I’m wearing Adidas snap up pants. The kind that snap all the way down the legs. The husband has been periodically sneak-attacking while I’m on the sofa with my laptop, trying to rip them open. He keeps getting one or two snaps before I smack him away. He just grabbed and ripped and the top one, which is a button, not a snap, flew across the room. Christine doesn’t sew, fuckers....
AT&T or Verizon? Why or why not? We are changing carriers. I’ll finally upgrade my phone, guys! I’m getting a Galaxy. And don’t be a smartass…My husband gets a discount through these carriers so we aren’t considering anyone else. Please and thank you. Additional EDIT: Both plans are exactly the same price so we are looking at reliability and better coverage....