December 2011
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LOL!! THE shit, woman! As in the best shit on the interwebs eva! As in the shit everyone wishes they had. As in the shit that makes us sublimely happy and shit. <3
Good shit.
Shit no longer looks like a word.
I’m sleepy and delirious and going to bed now.
uless replied to your post: 2am Randoms
I win! And also- hey, what’d I do now? I’m a shit? What?
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2am Randoms
Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve
Ima party like it’s 1985…which means, I’ll be at home with my family. Yay.
What I really wish is that I had some place to party.
When did everyone get so old and crotchety?
Chelsea Lately cracks me the hell up.
I feel like social media sites are too much upkeep.
I feel like I can hide on Tumblr.
This one is bullshit. (for...
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Sooooo....
I just got that missing e warning notice pop up thingy majigger.
I think this is where I’m supposed to say:
Fuckity fuck fuck!! Blergity blarg blop bloop!! *shakes fist in the air*
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Ok, now you’ve crossed a line.
piratescove replied to your post: Jason Statham a hottie? I wouldn’t know…I mean, I…
Oh and Seth Green. Am I right?
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Um…that’s probably not a good thing. LOL! I’m glad you survived!
mac-encheeze replied to your post: In case you didn’t know….
I’ve Been in two. People chasing after me and my friends.
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Jason Statham a hottie? I wouldn’t know…I mean, I couldn’t tell when I saw Crank, Death Race, The Bank Job, The Mechanic, Transporter 1, 2 & 3, or Killer Elite. It’s not like I have Blitz on my Netflix queue or anything.
But that Mark Wahlberg, I guess he’s kinda good looking, too. It’s not like I got a good look when he was here in Philly filming...
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In case you didn't know....
I love car chases.
Current status: Watching The Italian Job. Those little Minis look like fun.
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I thought you’d like that, you perv. ;)
46n2ahead replied to your post: 2012
you said harder
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Best gif reply ever?
I think so. ;)
piratescove replied to your post: 2012
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2012
I’m just gonna keep doing what the fuck I been doing.
Only harder.
Final Verdict
I think the husband is going to be installing the starter himself.
Fine by me!
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It’s a 2001 Chevy Blazer. I’m thinking it should only be an hour, but you know how mechanics are. I have to put on the “I’m a mechanic’s daughter” voice and let them know I know what I’m talking about to make sure they don’t screw me over.
piratescove replied to your post: Well, get your ass over here! My dad’s a mechanic,…
What kind of car?...
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Well, get your ass over here! My dad’s a mechanic, so thankfully I can just call him and ask what I should be paying before they try to rip me off. My husband looked up the part and told me it’s about $150. One place told me it was 2.5 hrs of work..I’m still waiting for the other guys to call back. Either way…it’s all bullshit. Stupid cars. I’d get a Harley if I...
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Current Status:
Waiting for the mechanic to call me back with an estimate on a starter for my car.
Why does shit always fall apart when I have the least amount of money?
And why does the labor always cost more than the parts?!
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Insomnia
The holidays incite my insomnia. The husband goes to bed at 11pm, but I think he gets a little annoyed that I stay up sometimes. I tend to wonder what he thinks I’m doing.
If only he knew. I’m sitting here Tumbling on the interwebs and watching A-Team for the 800th time. I can’t help it if it’s the only time I can watch movies that he doesn’t enjoy. He doesn’t...
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SST
Today was an introspective, I-think-I’m-adopted, Nobody-gets-me, kind of day.
So, when I feel like this, the sexiest things are as follows, in no particular order:
Bring me a glass of wine without me asking
And/or bring me something covered in dark chocolate
Run your fingers through my hair
Put in a movie that I love, or some independent/documentary/thought-provoking/unknown piece of...
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It IS sad because if I unfollow someone, they had to be a real prick to be unfollowed. And quite honestly, I’ll gladly tell them so if that’s the case. And in the meantime, I’m wondering how many people think that I’M the prick for unfollowing them. It’s an odd, awkward glitch for a site to have.
julietswoons replied to your post: Unfollowing…
Sad part is,...
Unfollowing...
I haven’t unfollowed anyone, but just realized that I was no longer following someone that I really enjoyed following. So screw you, Tumblr. Don’t make me look like an asshole. And don’t make me think you are like Twitter.
If I’ve UNfollowed you, please let me know.
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Dear People Who Post Pictures of Your Babies,
You are killing me with the cuteness.
Thank you!
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I couldn’t wait. I’m clean. The kids are in bed. And I’m drinking wine, so I’m happy. :)
46n2ahead replied to your post: I’ve been saying for the last 20 minutes that I’m going to get up and get a shower
At this point, wait till morning
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I've been saying for the last 20 minutes that I'm...
Get up and get a shower already you lazy ass.
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Movies
So, Julie & Julia is a cute movie. It’s inspiring me to get back to my blogs which I have neglected for too long. When Christmas comes around, I get too occupied with holiday madness and my head is absorbed with one-track thinking. I can’t seem to get motivated with blogs and articles like I should.
I shall return.
I had been thinking for a while about another topic to write...
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Name Meme
I’m just catching up, so I ran over to Urban Dictionary to find my name wondering how badly they would muck it up. It’s a simple name. I was hoping they’d stick to simple amusing definitions.
Instead, I find definitions that make me blush. I’ve always liked my name, but wow. Here are a few and you can hit the link if you want to see more:
1.Christine
A deity; the best...
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Here I is! Did you miss me? ;)
I hope everyone had an awesome weekend! I’m currently stalking all your posts and hearting the shit out of them.
46n2ahead replied to your photo: GPOYW “It’s Freezing In Here” Edition
there she is….
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I’m drunk and I’m going to be woken up by 2 hyper children in about 4 hours. I’m out!
Also? SO glad you are here, buster. ;) Merry Christmas!
46n2ahead replied to your post: You Guys
Go to bed
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You Guys
It’s 2am.
I made the following items today:
Chocolate Chip cookies
Pumpkin cookies
Chocolate Coffee Crinkle cookies
Peanut Butter Kiss cookies
Oatmeal Raisin cookies
Pumpkin pie
Chocolate Pound Cake
Chocolate covered Pretzels
Chocolate covered Marshmallows
Chocolate covered Bananas
Chocolate covered Strawberries
This includes both dark and white chocolate (because the husband...
Merry Christmas Tumblrers!
Wishing you all a fantasmagorical weekend! I hope you all get every little thing you wish for and more. Enjoy your families as much as you can and then go drink away the embarrassing moments later. Or come over my house. There’s plenty of wine. And cookies.
Also, be sure to meet back here on Monday and share the worst of the worst with us all. There’s nothing better than swapping...
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misterprankster:
What it comes down to is trying to find the fascinating in everything. It’s using words to project an image of what you’re thinking. The smallest thing can have the most interesting impact on your life as long as you’re not blinded by the misconception that nothing is there.
I just think this is worth reblogging. The world’s a nicer place when you can appreciate all the...
