May 2012
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I just snorted laughing so hard at this. I love that you shared!
pretty-purple-pancake replied to your photoset: Are you done exercising, yet? HOW ABOUT NOW??
My dog tries to hump my head when I’m doing sit ups.
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April 2012
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Who are you people?!?!
How many name changes have happened in the past few days?
I’m confused.
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Watchfunnyordie:
Reporter Gets Videobombed
This just in: one of the most obnoxious/awesome videobombs you’ll ever see.
Oh, I’m dying…I’m dying.
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SST
You know what’s sexy?
Eye contact conversations across a crowded room
Sweeping my hair from my eyes for me
Wrapping your arms around me and burying your face in my neck
Feeding me a bite of your dinner from your fork…only one, though. Any more than that and it kind of loses it’s spark
Leading me into a room with your hand on the small of my back
Taking my hand and pulling...
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kandiasschronicles replied to your post: Damnit! And I was so ready to hire you! Can I pay…
Sadly no. I have tried to pay my bills in all of the above and they never accept that form of payment.
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Damnit! And I was so ready to hire you! Can I pay you in sarcasm and high fives?
kandiasschronicles replied to your post: Problems I have had today
I want to come be your personal assistant. Although, I don’t think we would get much done. And sadly I can’t take a payment in the form of your good looks.
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Why is there an endless siren? I want to hammer a...
Me: What game is this that you're playing?
Him: Final Fantasy. Why?
Me: Because I want to know which one to break while you're at work tomorrow.
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Problems I have had today
Uncontrollable urge to be snarky to inane FB posts
Furious reactions to misspellings in Photoshopped quotes that have been reblogged to hell
Lots of energy, but general apathy towards getting shit done
Lack of personal assistant to do said shit for me
I just want to read ALL THE BOOKS!
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Why are you people always in bed in the middle of...
What am I doing wrong in my life that I can’t do this, too??
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Thanks! I’m excited! And thank you for sending the good juju! ;)
kandiasschronicles replied to your post: I just got a call from the temp agency for a 2 to…
Woohoo. That is awesome girl.
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I just got a call from the temp agency for a 2 to 4 week project starting next week at a company right down the street from me!
I had to run right over here and thank you guys for the good juju because that shit works, people. It works!
The job isn’t mine, yet, but they just need a ton of people to key some stuff for some company changes so this makes me so happy right now.
And even if...
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A Throne of Knowledge
iheartclassics:
OMG Who wants to buy me this?!
Smooth floors and socks.
most-awkward-moments:
GPOY. Every day across the kitchen. Umm..minus the Spongebob boxers. I don’t have any of those.
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Hey Tumblr
We went to a charity Beef N Beer thing on Saturday for MS for our friend. Had a great day with friends despite the unsavory characters that also attended. I won a gift card to a restaurant.
The husband won concert tickets to see Iron Maiden and Alice Cooper!
Yesterday was a lazy day. It poured rain and we all just kind of hung out reading, playing games and laying around on sofas. It was...
Riddle Me This
Husband and I had a debate in which I would like to leave open to the rest of you here. Here’s how it went:
*See ad about a battle of the sexes grilling competition*
Husband: Oh, well, of course the men are going to win that. Men are better at grilling. Don’t you think so?
Me: Why would you think that? What makes them so good?
Him: Because there are much more men that grill than...
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