June 2012
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“Reading is everything. Reading makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something,...”
– I Feel Bad About My Neck by Norah Ephron. (via heartskippedabeat13)
Nora Ephron on reading.
(via blanddiva11)
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It’s called Silver Linings Playbook and it will be in theaters at the end of November. Thanksgiving weekend is the current release date.
kandiasschronicles replied to your video: YOUGUYSYOUGUYSYOUGUYS!!!! This is the movie I was…
What movie? I wanna watch.
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Lots to do this week.
Got some good stuff done today and even made time to go outside and play with the kids and dog for a bit.
Mork and Mindy was just on, guys. Do you know how much I loved that show as a kid?!
I think I need a movie.
And some tea.
I think I have an addiction to bullets.
I’m okay with this.
Lots to do this week.
All I wanna do is read.
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RIGHT?!
thatchris replied to your photo: Look at my Maggie. She’s so pretty. LOOK AT HER.
I’M LOOKING…she’s gorgeous.
*GASP* I would never! Especially not with all the makeup advice you give. I’ll need to keep you around a lil longer.
chronically-awesome replied to your photo: Look at my Maggie. She’s so pretty. LOOK AT HER.
I’M LOOKING I’M LOOKING PLEASE DON’T HURT ME
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Doesn't anyone fucking use Snopes.com??!!
derekzane asked: Maybe I'm too late and you're passed out from being a lightweight, but I figured I'd ask some questions and you'll answer them when you answer them. What type of wine do you prefer? What is your husband's drink of choice? What would you make for dinner next if your fridge was stocked like on Iron Chef? What size shoe do you wear? What would you guess your kids will grow up...
bng101 asked: Hey! How are you doing tonight?
Hey Tumblr
Hayyyyyy!
Guess who broke the alcohol fast?
No, not him. No. No….it’s me!! Geez, I thought I made it obvious.
Graduation party for my niece who finished college. She is awesome! Great time with family tonight and I had a few glasses of wine. Blame my brother. He’s a bartender. They are always fully stocked.
Ask me some stuff if you feel like it. Stuff about me. Stuff about...
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How I Write Essays
Intro Paragraph: Whoa! This was written really well! It's the most amazing thing I've ever read; I think this paragraph alone deserves a Nobel Prize. I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S NOT WHAT NOBEL PRIZES ARE FOR, THAT'S HOW GOOD THIS PARAGRAPH IS!
Second Paragraph: This is a pretty darn good paragraph! one of the best I've seen in a long time. A++ on all of those words included between the first and last letter of this paragraph- including conjunctions. No "and," "so," or "or" shall go unrewarded.
Third Paragraph: This is a decent paragraph. Starting to get a little sloppy, but the essence is still good, and the ideas are well developed. Decent, I say, decent.
Fourth Paragraph: Okay, well, this one could use a little more work...
Concluding Paragraph: ... what the hell is this.
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Conversations with a 5yo
Emma: *sneezes*
Me: ....
Emma: Bless me. .......BLESS ME.
Me: Bless you....RUDE.
Emma: Well, you didn't say "bless you"!
Me: You don't TELL people to say "bless you". You just silently judge them when they don't.
Life lessons, people. I give them.
When people dont believe me and it turns out I was...
most-awkward-moments:
GPOY. Sorry I’m not sorry.
Sometimes people don't suck →
titsandsass:
lomalomarevamped:
21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity
People aren’t always awful. Sometimes, they’re maybe even just a little bit wonderful. Here are 21 pictures to remind you of that fact.
I heart this so hard.
my heart melted just a wee bit
No, YOU are weepy!!
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I'm Being Productive Today!!
I’m already writing blog post number 3 right now. I wrote my list of things to do.
I’m motivated and ready to keep going!
Can you tell I’ve had a Red Bull for breakfast? Because I totally have. And it’s already waking me up. I mean, I didn’t fall asleep till 3, so it was necessary. I think. Whatever.
So how’s your day going, hmmm?
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Months. I know, right? Between being broke and cutting calories, alcohol is the smartest thing to not buy. Maybe the hardest thing to not buy, but definitely the smartest.
Bonus? I will be such a cheap date during our vacation. Look out, Outer Banks, imma be all passed out on your beaches.
uless replied to your post: When I stay up late…
MONTHS?!
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When I stay up late...
Sometimes I get a little too giddy and strangely inspired when it gets past a certain time of night.
I’ve decided to reorganize my Netflix queue while opening a new Twitter and all the while watching my Tumblr dash. Oh, and I should write up some blog posts before I go to sleep, too.
It’s 1am? Oh, that’s ok because I’m wide awake. I’m passed too tired and now...
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Truth
I just want a job.
It’s all I can think about. It’s all I can do right now. I’m job hunting and trying to pursue freelance writing stuff to make a couple bucks to keep me going.
I can’t wait to go on vacation. If this trip wasn’t paid for so far in advance, we never would have gone this year.
Sorry, kids. That’s all I got.
Hope you are all having a...
