June 2012
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Fiver
Did I ever tell you guys how much I love apples? Fuji or Gala apples are my favorite. I love to eat them after a workout. Or throw one in my purse if I’m gonna be out all day.
For all the shitty things happening right now with me and money, I am still finding a way to feel incredibly grateful for the people around me and the life I have. That kind of keeps hope alive for me.
After my...
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You know, we're a little early for this thing. You...
These are the best lines ever spoken in a commercial. Ever.
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sassywondergrrl replied to your photo: Guys. Look at me, guys. This is not a happy face….
I just fell in love with you, so thanks for that.
This is awesome! But seems like more work than I bargained for.
dariennelake replied to your photo: Guys. Look at me, guys. This is not a happy face….
freeze left over coffee in ice cube trays, blend with milk and espresso powder and choice...
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Honestly, what is it about that version of that song? It’s dreamy. It’s calming. It’s swoony. I love it!
shadesofm replied to your post: Final Request
And play that ukelele version of “somewhere over the rainbow”. That one just transports me.
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Final Request
Harvest whatever usable organs and tissues you can from me. The bone marrow, brain, corneas…all of it. Check the liver first, though. I’m not sure how functional that is. The heart may be a bit iffy, too.
Cremate me. I’ve never fit in any sort of box before, I’m not gonna start now. I don’t like the idea of taking up space in the ground. And what if someone...
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The Internet Has Ruined Me
Today, I received a spam text and when I went to look up the number to verify it, I found this:
And I immediately started laughing because all I could think of was this:
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Things I Have Said Today
Hey, Napoleon. Take your hand out of your shirt and eat your dinner.
That’s Racist! (During a game of Guess What Animal I Am when my husband’s first clue was that he’s black)
Stilts are bullshit.
Why don’t YOU make dinner? What about YOU thinking of ideas? I’m all out! I’m tapped!
Oh, look…it’s River Monsters again. It’s the one where...
