my brain spilled on this page today

What?

No YOU are watching the Matrix and saying all the lines before the characters do and annoying your son by doing such things. 

And YOU are sitting by the phone waiting for the temp agency to say show up for work on Monday. The interview was good, btw. 8 of us just kinda sat there and listened to 2 women tell us what we’ll be doing while we nodded our heads. I will key the shit out of that info for them. Cuz I’m professional and shit.

And YOU are also annoyed that you got sucked into an interview for something that you know you will hate and not want just to make your husband happy because he gave your name to some random person who asked if he knew anyone who needed work while he was out fishing. 

Pff.