my brain spilled on this page today

superheavysellout:

“There’s no guilt in baseball, and it’s never boring, which makes it like sex. There’s never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn’t have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I’d never sleep with a player hitting under .250 - not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle.”