About Me
This is where I tell you things and you say "Hmm, I would not have guessed that about her."
my brain spilled on this page today
- Hey, Napoleon. Take your hand out of your shirt and eat your dinner.
- That’s Racist! (During a game of Guess What Animal I Am when my husband’s first clue was that he’s black)
- Stilts are bullshit.
- Why don’t YOU make dinner? What about YOU thinking of ideas? I’m all out! I’m tapped!
- Oh, look…it’s River Monsters again. It’s the one where he’s fishing in a teeny tiny boat for a ridiculously large fish.
- It doesn’t really matter if it’s funny to anyone else as long as I’m entertained.
I am an absolute jewel.
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ohhbloodyhell said:
It’s true. You are a jewel and stilts ARE bullshit.
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corgisandboobs reblogged this from christinemarieh and added:
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?
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