This is where I tell you things and you say "Hmm, I would not have guessed that about her."
my brain spilled on this page today
Guys. Look at me, guys. This is not a happy face. You know why?
Because FUCK YOU, STARBUCKS!
I can’t afford to consume your scrumptious frozen concoctions on a regular basis. My wallet can’t afford the cash and my ass can’t afford the calories. But, hey, I have a snow cone maker and I have coffee, so why not try making a frozen coffee at home, huh? WHY NOT? That seems like a brilliant idea.
It’s not, guys. You know why? Because I don’t know how to make a stupid frozen coffee the right way. I have chipped ice and watered down coffee. So, whatever, Starbucks. I hate you and I love you just the same. You bastards.
And yes, that’s Iron Man on my cup. It’s part of my extensive collection of 3D superhero Slurpee cups. Because I am an adult and I can.
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dariennelake said:
freeze left over coffee in ice cube trays, blend with milk and espresso powder and choice of sweetener in a blender. add frozen yogurt or ice ream for a thicker treat.
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discodroid said:
REMAIN CALM.
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