my brain spilled on this page today

Only 3 of you guessed and I’m impatient, so I’m just gonna tell you:

Ok, I’ve labeled them a, b and c…you didn’t say they had to be in order. Guess which one is the lie!

b) I threw javelin in high school.

a) I performed stand up comedy in a coffee house.

c) I used to collect Garbage Pail Kids cards.

The lie is C! HAHA! 

B - In high school, I was the best javelin thrower on the team, even in my freshman year. Ok, there weren’t a lot of us, but I kicked ass at track meets. 

A - I performed stand up comedy at a coffee house that I used to hang out at with my friends. They had comedy every Tuesday and since we were regulars we got to know everyone and anyone was welcome to do a set. So I did one. I kinda wish I had kept doing it, but I had other priorities at the time….19 yo priorities.

C - I never collected Garbage Pail Kids. I collected baseball cards. I still have them all.

You may all now commence with the gasping in disbelief.