my brain spilled on this page today

Guys.

My husband is so lucky that I don’t have the patience or know-how to film him and make gifs for you all. The valium is obviously taking its toll and he is making the most hilarious sleepy faces right now.

I can’t even, guys. I’m trying so hard right now not to laugh loudly and wake him up. 

I did however wake him up just a moment ago when Ryan Howard blasted a home run and helped them take the lead against the Mets. These motherfuckers better keep this lead. Fucking 9th inning shenanigans every game, I swear. 

But he’s back to sleep again..making more faces. Did I ever tell you guys that sometimes he laughs in his sleep? And talks? I’ll keep you updated if it gets interesting.